Feel dizzy

Dear Dave,

I was gonna help ash change his cambelt tonight but he didnt have all the parts he needed. This upset me a little so I went to the pub. I lost a few games of pool, went to another pub then to tesco on the way home. I now feel a little dizzy but a bottle of newcastle brown seems to be sorting me out. What was this dizzyness? Should I see a doctor? And most importantly, should ash say fuck it to the cam belt tensioner?

Don't replace the belt without the tensioner!

I'm pretty sure the dizzy spell was caused by ash. You were obviously looking forward to seeing him again and he's let you down. You tried to supress your feelings with alcohol but the feelings are just too strong. You have issues dude.

Sam are you able to get the tensioner pulley from the garage on your road? Otherwise I shall go first thing on Sat.

Also are you here on Sat or at home? Im gonna do the cambelt and give the car a good wash!!