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Post  adi Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:39 pm

Dear Dave,

My missus wants us to go swimming, but I have a fear of getting a stiffy in the pool. Any tips on how to hide the imminant erection?
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Post  caistor_bmx Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:36 pm

Very Happy
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Post  adi Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:45 pm

this is a genuine fear! Had it for years! Not as bad as it used to be cuz obviously I can control myself unlike when I was a kid and we had swimming lessons at school. I once made the mistake of wearing white shorts Embarassed
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Post  lewis1641 Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:27 pm

Do what i do. Embrace the fear. Wear the white shorts and go on over 60's night!
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Post  adi Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:25 am

That is an excellent suggestion. Then me and the missus can pretend to be the most youthful people there. Might have to fake some OAP I.D though.
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Post  Krash Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:00 pm

do you have to avoid puddles aswell when its been raining Laughing
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