Problem with strange men :(

Dear Dave
I've had numerous neighbours mention to my good lady today that strange men keep frequenting my abode,walking around the back of the house and emerging with either a metallic car part or on today's occasion a very heavy looking bag with more car parts in it!
Please can you advise me what to do, as apparently the last person to arrive was very dodgy looking

Thanks in advance

Gary

It wasn't me

some people treat other people's property as their own and this must not be tolerated.

you need something heavy by the front door and let them run into it.

are they leaving deposits anywhere? i have heard of this before. its like an honest theft. they take what they need but leave something else. the less fair people have a habbit of swapping bricks for wheels, that kind of thing?

nice house by the way!

Hi Dave
Thanks
Yes today's guest happened to leave deposits through my letterbox. Normally I would frown upon this, but in this case they were nice deposits:) unfortunately ones other half got to these before me and managed to turn them into some milk and bread and things
Hopefully I will be in next time to catch the culprit and possibly make him a cup of tea.
Enjoy your new brakes sir (sorry about the brembotastic red colour mind) I didn't paint them lol

What better way to lure these people than to offer tea!